Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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