well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
