i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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