brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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