Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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