I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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