i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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