He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Four minutes until I can fart!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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