Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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