I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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