I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
...so i touched it.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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