Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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