someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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