i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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