I want to stick my p in your. b.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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