i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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