I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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