well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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