I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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