Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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