1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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