I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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