**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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