am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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