Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I smell like Dick and happiness
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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