this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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