Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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