one two three fourrrrnication!
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
