If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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