Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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