id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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