do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
