was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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