it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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