In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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