the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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