I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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