i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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