Whod you bang
You know, be my cock's hype man.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think a kid would responsible me up
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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