never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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