I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
no you cant smoke seaweed
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.