I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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