nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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