try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
