is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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