Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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