i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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