gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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