i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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