Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Apparently you make a good broom.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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