check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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