You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The Olympian is in my bed
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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