also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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