Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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