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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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