he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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