no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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