there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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