Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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